Gah.

So much annoying shit on the Internet today.
Trying to remain positive and upbeat seems easy until I get online.
A short list of things pissing me off today, in no particular order:

1) Gender pay gap deniers
2) conspiracy theorists
3) the Libertarian party co-opting Snowden as a representative of their values without his consent (I've already seen LP sponsored images floating around Facebook to this affect)
4) "There is no such thing as good foods and bad foods"
5) Chemtrails will kill us all (see: #2)
6) "One restaurant is selling one ridiculous menu item for a limited time? NO WONDER AMERICANS ARE SUCH FATASSES"
7) Pictures of college graduates with captions like "Congratulations of completing the easiest part of your life!" - apparently none of these assholes had to WORK through college and pay their own living expenses
8) Someone was caught scamming the disability benefits system? DEATH PENALTY
9) Some guy has 15 kids and doesn't pay child support on them? DEATH PENALTY
10) Some FB user had the audacity to make disparaging remarks about the military? DEATH PENALTY
11) Trayvon Martin was a THUG. And we all know that THUGS, even those who are only walking down the street minding their own business, deserve to be chased and shot by power-tripping fuckwits.
12) Let's all get on Facebook to complain about Facebook.

Good god damn I need a drink.