Ten Haikus About Modern Life - Assignment 1

Building nueroses

and new hypochondriacs

Thank You, Web MD

One forty or less

to say great things - profound things;

dick jokes work too.

You Will Not Believe

This Heart Warming Blah Blah Blah;

Fucking Upworthy.

Fifteen Ways You Know

Your Life is Not Worth Living:

One: You're on Buzzfeed.

Click. Scroll. Click. Click. Buy.

Instant gratification....

...the fuck's my package?

There's nothing to watch

Netflix has a million films

somehow I'm still bored. 

Consume more, think less:

don't question consequences

---LOOK, A SALE ON SHOES. 

Rape jokes and death threats
trolls, assholes, lacking in souls
4Chan here I come.



Knowledge of all things
lies here at my fingertips...
I'll watch porn instead.